i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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