Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Small penises have feelings too.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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