just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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