Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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