I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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