4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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