Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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