I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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