I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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