Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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