Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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