At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we're so committed to being not committed
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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