Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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