so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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