I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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