How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize