i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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