Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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