My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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