you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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