Pappa wants mamma naked
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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