ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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