I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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