I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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