Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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