How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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