Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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