just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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