So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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