Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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