He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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