My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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