i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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