I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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