screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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