They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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