I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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