I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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