i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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