Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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