You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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