he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Shame is for Republicans.
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