She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
