Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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