nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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