If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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