So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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