I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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