Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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