Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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