i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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