Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i barfeds in our rink
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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