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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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