If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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