I was born with a shot glass in my hand
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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