bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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