5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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